Em-bare-ass-ing moment

Well, I am going to tell a story on myself. I recently went out to check on the drip irrigation water timer, we have very strict watering regulations, and I had an accident. As you might imagine from the picture of the pants, they are very loose. I climbed up into the flower bed to adjust the timer on the drip irrigation and did so without incident. However, when I went to jump down, I put my hand on the wall and threw my feet over the edge. This was not at all embarrassing but my shoe got caught on the baggy pant leg and proceeded to pull my pants down around my ankles. There I am standing in my driveway bareass. I do not know if any of the neighbors saw or not but needless to say it did not take me long to haul my white ass inside.